March 14, 2009
What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?
hamboner77 asked:
What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?
I am wanting to make a Redneck gift basket for some yankee friends.
A guy and a girl.They are taking their first trip to the South, GA. and I thought it would be fun to make them a basket full of fun things.. or funny things. Any suggestions would be helpful! Thanks!
Roland
What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?
I am wanting to make a Redneck gift basket for some yankee friends.
A guy and a girl.They are taking their first trip to the South, GA. and I thought it would be fun to make them a basket full of fun things.. or funny things. Any suggestions would be helpful! Thanks!Roland
Beer and a sawed off shotgun
uh, I have no Idea, beer??
The gummie soda and it will be pretend beer put pack of the gummie stuff in their.
Corncob pipe and straw hat. Snuff. A rebel flag. A NASCAR T-shirt.
The perfect gift for them.
The cheapest beer you can find, can of beans, straw hat, fake “Billy Bob” teeth, a dirty wifebeater, a stick and some dip.
My neighbor has one it is hilarious.
Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon,
Spam?
Ugly tourist t-shirt
Pocket knife (if they aren’t flying down on a plane)
Beer bottle opener
Speaking as a Yankee who has lived in Georgia for 3 years, I think it would be a lot nicer if you gave them things appropriate for your area. Homemade pecan pies. Put a little zip lock bag of cotton together. Put some red Georgia clay into a small jar.
Things to also show them: Cotton field (probably not impressive this time of year though), pine tree farms, swamps, the yucky Chattahoochee River, Stone Mountain, barrier islands, Savannah (if they can get past the congestion)
one word for you - camouflage
ammo
Vienna sausages
anything to do with Nascar, although now that Nascar has become more popular nationwide stick with Richard Petty
unfortunately a washing machine on the porch probably won’t fit in a gift basket
chaw
The waffle house logo on it budwiser keychain trucker hat nascar diecast toy slim jims or something with the waffle house logo on it budwiser keychain trucker hat nascar diecast toy slim jims or something with the waffle house logo on it at big lots beer pork rinds gift card.
The waffle house logo on it at big lots beer mirror fly swatter.
My soulliving in the hollers of the hollers of the wayback shenandoah valley in the wayback shenandoah valley in the hollers of.
The wayback shenandoah valley in yankeeville gawd bless your yankee friends.
The us everyone can denigrate without any fear of retribution.
Hawaiian Punch, beer, bologna, bread, tank tops, chewing tobacco, cigarettes, and a get out of jail free card.
Beer, harmonica, Dale Earnhardt Jr shirt, bandana, maybe a miniature jug. Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck dictionary…
An old bulb on one until youre losing your sight you want more let me know will stay bullshit bag hazardous waste keeps bs will naturally flow when full shut bag small parties as side business read the old bulb.
cyanide pills.
A handmade invitation to the Tractor Pull. How about your sisters phone number with a card,”My wife thought you might like this”. A T-shirt that only goes down to half your belly.