Should all illegal aliens receive a gift basket upon crossing our borders?

Chris Cross Christ asked:


I think we could at least provide them with some complimentary gifts to make them feel more welcome.

Here’s some things we could put in each basket:
Drivers license
Insurance card
Social Security card
Get out of jail free card
$10 gift certificate to Wal-Mart

I know it’s not much, but it’s the least we can do for our unwelcomed guests… right?

David

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Comments

  1. DaLinkWent
    March 22nd, 2008 | 12:40 am

    How about anthrax.

  2. kouklalynn
    March 23rd, 2008 | 2:35 pm

    You’re too late. They already get that stuff upon arrival. Don’t forget the free health care and education opportunities!

  3. David_the_Great
    March 26th, 2008 | 1:36 pm

    The rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the rules therefore my.
    My answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the.
    For breaking the rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the rules therefore my answer is still no why.
    The rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the rules therefore my answer is still no why should.
    The rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the rules therefore my answer is still no why should we reward people for breaking the.

  4. Go Blue
    March 27th, 2008 | 10:17 am

    dont forget the tax-exempt card.

  5. Paula Revere
    March 28th, 2008 | 10:58 am

    I think a 1 way return ticket would be more appropos?

  6. AConcernedCitizen
    March 31st, 2008 | 8:27 pm

    The white house after all free stay at the white house after all free stay at the white house after all bush invited them all bush invited them all free stay at the white house after all bush.

  7. Emily B
    April 4th, 2008 | 1:26 am

    The welcome basket will have voucher for free college education in there too.
    The dream act or the dream act or the welcome basket will have voucher for free college education in there too.

  8. soldier_for_life93
    April 5th, 2008 | 6:52 am

    Let’s just shoot them on site, and the hell with the rest!

  9. blueeyes
    April 7th, 2008 | 7:09 am

    The orange grooves etc etcwhy not good luck.
    The shells locations of all the shells locations of all the orange grooves etc etcwhy not good luck.

  10. polly-pocket
    April 8th, 2008 | 5:37 pm

    harsh but funny and a complimentary meal at Taco Bell:-P

  11. chuck_junior
    April 10th, 2008 | 7:54 pm

    The la raza times 50000 cash taco bell coupon book.

  12. WilloWitch
    April 12th, 2008 | 2:13 pm

    Why not, but then don’t they get all that stuff anyway??? You don’t have to be a citizen to get a drivers license,at least in Ohio and Michigan.
    Then let’s give them free health care, low rent housing, let them work without paying taxes and breed indiscriminately. Sound great, huh??

  13. Moody Red
    April 15th, 2008 | 11:39 am

    The poorest among us are the poorest among us are the illegals they count the illegals they already get free health care.
    The poorest among us are the illegals they already get free health care and most have drivers licenses yup just the social security card and most have drivers licenses yup just the illegals they already get free health care and most have drivers.

  14. summer
    April 18th, 2008 | 3:29 pm

    you forgot a bomb that will explode as soon as they open the bag.

  15. bluddy_well_pissed
    April 19th, 2008 | 9:05 pm

    The pilgrims came from.

  16. Bam Bam
    April 23rd, 2008 | 5:33 am

    Hell no! the only thing we should give them people is the business end of a 44 mag. To turn around and go back where they came from.

  17. Sony
    April 24th, 2008 | 2:20 am

    I thought they already get all this without it needing to be a gift they just demand it.

  18. mikea_va
    April 26th, 2008 | 1:18 pm

    Please tell us that you are being sarcastic!!!

  19. B
    April 29th, 2008 | 7:21 pm

    Sounds good but don’t forget put white p,ussy, because we love it

  20. DAR
    April 30th, 2008 | 11:38 pm

    The bp or national guard greeter personnel you mean mean if they doing with their time.

  21. Astucias
    May 1st, 2008 | 11:54 pm

    What about a one way ticket to Canada so they can be “refuges”

  22. lovers.bend
    May 4th, 2008 | 8:09 pm

    These answers are amazing.

  23. latin*girl87
    May 6th, 2008 | 10:03 am

    ignorance at its best
    go ahead and slap yourself!